At Work

Man...this feeling sucks. Sales meeting in 2 hours and SOMEBODY might get fired, I won't say who. But somebody...I'm not saying it's our director of sales...but somebody...gonna get a hurt LEALLLL bad.

Readings Matthew 27-28.

Almost forgot...jeez.

Anyway, nothing exciting or sparked a thought. Bloodiest part of Passion of the Christ and Jesus beats death. Go and baptize in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Go and make disciples of all nations He says. Then he waived his two fingers and said peace out. And so we shall.

Love letter to you

I've looked back on my life during the long drive home from work and realized how much you mean to me. Days like today, I CAN'T WAIT to see you. Since we've met, you've always been there. In the beginning, I didn't like you, I'll admit it. It was just so uncomfortable to be around you; but you grew on me and I couldn't resist. Whenever I was at discomfort you'd always open up and let me in...through thick and thin. I've never thanked you, never let my friends know about what we have and I feel now is the time to show the world how I feel about you. I know in public I don't show you affection...but you know how I am with PDA. Sometimes you like to surprise me in public too. I'm not good with surprises, so I usually turn away but you already know =).

But when we're alone your silky smooth skin is so soothing to touch. I know you get cold easily but I'll hug you and warm you up =). Some people tell me I should get you wear a turtle neck or a sweater to keep you from being cold, but I know you can take it ;). When I wake up I think about you...before I sleep I think about you...sometimes during the middle of the night I'll wake up and think about you too. I can't get you out of my mind. I'll admit, I hate having others take you away from me. Sometimes after they hug you, it's like I can still feel them on you. Their warmth, their aura. I wish you'd just hug me. I have so much to give to you why do you need it from others? I feel so strong about you because taking away my burden is so easily for you almost at the wave of a hand. Sure, you get drained too...I know. But the beauty and strength of you is that you fill right back up and you're ready to take my crap all over again. Never have I realized how much I needed you until today's drive home. My pet turtle kept poking its head out and asking "when are we gonna see her? I can't wait!" My turtle doesn't feel that way towards anyone but you. Today the traffic was so bad the turtle got angry, and turned into a TORTOISE. While the endless red light dragon shook its ass at me, I almost lost control of it in my car. But before it got any more angry and turn into a teenage mutant ninja turtle, I got to you. The turtle was content and freed from its encasing. Once again, I was relieved that you were there for me. Once again I unloaded all my harshness onto you. Once again you were drained. Once again you were quickly renewed and ready again. Once again you've taken my endless crap. Thank you toilet, you are my love forever and ever and ever.

Readings Matthew 25-26.

Oh yea, this blog's going to hold my thoughts on my bible readings every day too. Let's see, today's reading is going to be Matthew 25-26. Ready kids?

25:1-13

HILARIOUS. What happened to sharing is caring? I ain't talking about the virgins. Lamp oil, duh. I totally thought it'd be like oh the other 5 wise ones had sympathy and gave to the ill prepared. But nope, Jesus kept it mad real. Simple rule, if you're unwise, you're going to get owned. Then we all face palm at you. Well, you more so face palm yourself...because you know, you don't get to lose your virginity now. No I'm joking. Be prepared as much as you can, seek wisdom endlessly. Good rule to live by ;).

25:14-30

Ah, the parable of the old school investors. Simply put, do something with you're money. Have faith and put effort into what you do and you will be rewarded. Lazy people not only pwn their own faces but also those who put their hopes in them. So don't be lazy ;) no one cares if you hurt yourself, but don't hurt others. Anyway, what's interesting is that none of the servants actually made a negative loss AKA stock crash AKA 2009. Would of been interesting to see what the master would do. Would he be forgiving because he saw the intent of making money with faith...or would he claim the servants were foolish? We'll never know.

26 is all about Jesus being psychic and knowing all that's going to happen. Not much thought about it. But what he did was carry through a promise made with God. That's something to keep in mind. Saying never break a promise is easy. Doing it is another story. But we can all strive.

Get the title ;)?

This blog's going to have all things on my mind. Get ready for a wave of wtfbbqsauce.

On a more serious note, get the genius word play on the name? I'll let you figure it out.

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