Elections: a time for dumbasses to form an opinion.

On a typical day you look on facebook and see a bunch of status updates related to God, whining, the most random crap ever and epic posts by me. 

Near election time you see a bunch of people campaigning and typing statements about the party they support or parties they don't. Most of them akin to the intellectual level of drunk and high hicks on the 500 level during a UFC fight: "BOO SHIELDS. BOO!" Replace Shields with the name of the opposition party and now you have +-5 days from election results.

Here's the thing though...YOU SOUND LIKE A JACKASS. People, young people, aka people my age, seem to think that by having a remote political stance they are now somehow integrated into the educated stats of society. It makes them feel good while they sip on their Starbucks and read "Metro" for news.

I rarely voice my political opinions. It's because I don't think I'm well versed in politics. I state my position and why I believe so and that's it. I don't bash or scream "OMG IM MOVING OUT OF CANADA XXX WON"

because unlike half of you, I dislike sounding like a total fool. I do not hate those people that vote Liberals, NDP or Green even though I myself vote conservative. If you have good reason to vote for them because you believe in their platform, good for you. Now to those people who like to form an opinion within five days of election (don't lie I'm confident 90% of the people on my facebook do that) because of some bandwagon they jumped on...guess what I'm going to say? If you're one of those people AND you're offended you've probably guessed the right thing. 

Even those people that don't vote are better than the bandwagon riding fools. People who don't vote either: don't care, too lazy, or uneducated and realize they are uneducated in the realms of politics. + Points to those who don't care because frankly if you don't care right now it means no matter what party is elected you're barely affected by it in your current life stage. If you're uneducated but are affected by it and continue to stay uneducated...well no matter which party wins you're always going to be screwed over. Not because they screw you over but because you decide to roll in your own urine when you should get up and change something.

Aside from addressing stupidity, let's get down to the real deal of thought process of those who vote for Blue, Red, and Orange (sorry Green you're too insignificant for my heavy traffic blog of 13 readers.)

Blue: Heaviest focus on economy and the movement of cash in and out of the country.

Red: Rolling in their own urine. Seriously, their stances on everything is indifferent. Small changes and stances that are just...the same as things have always been.

Orange: Heaviest focus on the individual. AKA social focused instead of economical focused.

Now I'm not saying Blue got it all right, they don't. Let's just say Red is out (evident by results) because they decided to play it safe when Canadians needed some Obama (change. Side note - I wish our politicians were funny. Obama's got funny.) Orange is the guy that talks a lot of game and can't pull through. They make a lot of promises but where's the money coming from? Can they grow money from trees? (If you thought "...well no Kevin they can't. You're so right..." then you're an idiot. They absolutely can. It's called printing money. Do you know what happens when they print money? If you don't, stop having an opinion and stop posting political banters on facebook kthxbye.) 25% of those with opinions on facebook just got owned.  

I have no doubts all three parties are looking out for the betterment of Canada as measured by standard of living. But you do realize that politics is more than that itself right? Eco-Social implications show through political decisions. 15% of those with opinions on facebook just had an epiphany.

The question ought to be: How do we raise standard of living? Through governing economic factors or social factors? Ask yourself which one is a cause and which one is an effect on the eco-social scene. Does the economy impact the social scene or does the social scene impact the whole economy. 35% of those with an opinion on facebook never thought about this question.

Frankly I have no interest in converting you into a Conservative. All I want to do is to make you think a little more before making a decision (while offending you of course). Here's the last bit I want to leave you. Blue makes investments in the economy so that it can pick itself up and run its course. This is a form of SAVING and sewing to reap harvest later. Red just buries what is given to them and digs up the same crap later on. Orange...well Orange consumes now for instant gratification by promising increased in services supplied by increase in corporate tax rates. That's CONSUMPTION now.

What's interesting to me is that NDP got such a huge seating. What does that say about Canadians? You know how you love to bash Americans? Well you're the same breed of dumbass. Consume more than you can supply. I promise if NDP gets majority two cycles in a row and credit disaster will happen in Canada as in the states. Mark my words.

For those that HATE Blue, at least you're lucky NDP is barking at them ;). And for those that HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF CANADA...good, Canada needs less dumbasses like you anyway. 

Dragon Breath

Last night I went to to some desert place and got some durian desert. Man that caused dragon breath from deep in the belly. It's bad breath when chewing gum can cover it up. Dragon breath burns through mint like a wild fire.

Bad breath must be so repulsive. Waves after waves of it in yo face is pwnage. This morning I was talking to our sales man. Dude has some serious fire from deep within. I felt like dying. I could not focus on anything. I was just trying to stay conscious. Breathing through my mouth didn't even work. I felt like I was eating stink.

I hope I recognize when I have it and fix it ASAP. That is probably top 10 most epic fail things in life. Top 3 most unsexy things in life.

Worse than girls who are material are girls with dragon breath. Hot girl with bad breath is worse than ugly girl with good breath.

Yup.

Trading Notes; God in Music; Life in Harmony

My brain is fried from learning. I came in the office and studied harmony trading for 2 hrs and 9 minutes. For someone like me that's similar to 35 years in solitary confinement.

Interestingly enough, harmony trading depends in harmonic movements in the market...while I learn or trade, I listen to classical piano pieces. Music needs harmony to sound beautiful and markets need harmony to move up and down. People want harmony in life because that usually leads them to believe it's stable and peaceful. People misunderstand harmony for tranquility.

There's too much chaos in the markets and maybe in our lives. That's probably what everyone feels. But if I had to think what harmony meant to me...I'd say it was order in chaos; not that the chaos is gone but it makes the chaos ok - maybe even likable.

Harmony itself is up and down, the vertical aspect of music (don't rip on me Julie...Julie's def thinking "Kevin's attempt to sound smart = fail.) Markets are the same and so life in harmony is that too. But the thing with harmony is that it sounds damn good. People that can identify harmony and music understand it and appreciate it on a deeper level than those of us who think it's just sounds. Market gurus that identify harmonic movements can foresee price movements earlier than most of us can dream of. For people that claim they want harmony in life...well those people usually avoid conflict and emotions because they think living in harmony means steady flat and no ups and downs.

Life in harmony, with it's ups and downs, is a beautiful thing. It's being able to identify those ups and downs that bring us tranquility - the peace of mind when things spin out of control. We hold on to the ups and ride down the drops knowing that soon a reversal could happen and when it does it's ok. A life that's constantly up isn't harmony. Even if it did exist where would you learn to appreciate? A life that's always down isn't harmony is either. You wouldn't know what pain is because you don't know what happiness is either. Life with out harmony doesn't ever exist because we'd be unable to comprehend feelings. God never made us that way.

Today while learning the markets I've realized that Godlike investors like Buffet are in tune with the ups and downs...great composers and musicians know where to place which note to make beautiful and heartfelt pieces...and God composed our lives like an elaborate score...the earth His sheet, time as measures and we are the notes.

Have faith and find where you're supposed to be so His song is a magnificent one =).

The Curse of Love

Plenty a time we try our best to show people love. Even if they're strangers we love them as best as we can because that's what we're called to do. Strangers, seeing the effort, will try to love the person back as best as they know how.

Here's the thing...sometimes it's just not beneficial to either parties.

Sylvia and Heidi's mom is the bomb diggity. I can see love in her eyes when she smiles and it warms my heart to see a big ass bible on the table kitchen because I know she's been reading that whenever she's not cooking for us. Her food is AMAZING. I absolutely love Korean food and her food. I could eat it forever and ever. But I have a goal in mind and my diet outside of social settings is extremely strict. I always keep myself disciplined because that's how I roll. Before she came I would eat the same thing every-single-meal. X amount of protein, x amount of carbs and x amount of fat: these are broken further down into specific proteins, carbs and fat. I make myself a living experiment.

Momma Kim throws a wrench in my plan with her love. Most people wouldn't complain getting breakfast in a tray at 8 AM every morning and lunch packed on the side. Kevin Sun's not most people. Kevin Sun gots-ta complain.

She destroys my strict diet. For the foreseeable week (it's already been a week, almost) I am stuck eating delicious things that I don't want to eat. I can't refute it because it's rude. I can't cook my own food because she'll be thinking "Am I not feeding him enough?" Also, no normal person eats as much protein as me. I eat a freaking chicken as a snack. Hence I get served normal people portion protein. That kind of treatment for a man that ate a 72 ounce steak in 30 minutes is akin to abuse.

Such a dilemma and ironic situation no? She's loving me beyond what she needs to do out of the goodness of her heart and I appreciate it more than I know how to express. It's totally awesome and I hope every person on earth emulates momma Kim's nature. I try my best to show her how much I love it by straying off my path and goal to show appreciation. In the end, she does a crapload of more work and I do 50 extra pushups and jumping squats before meals. Love sure is a lot of work, sometimes unnecessary work.

But I guess because there is love, any extra work makes it seem alright.

Top 5 List: Most Brutal Traits of Women and Men.

Top 5 Worst Traits of Women: (Now let me specify, men can have these traits too. But these traits are magnified to be WAY worse when it's on a person with a vajayjay.)

5) Moody ass syndrome: Women sometimes (by some I mean most) get moody. We get it. But for some reason your selfish ass thinks it's an excuse for you to treat men like shit. Smarten up before your ass gets dumped. And it will.

4) Making it a thing to fight for equality: You guys want to be as awesome as us - we get it. You arguing that you can lift as much as us or do physical things as well as us is stupid. Not only does it make you unequal in physical strength, it also convinces us that your mental dexterity is crippled. Just accept it. You'll never be equal to men. You're made from a rib of ours. I think we have like 9 more.

3) Being boring: Holy crap I'm yawning none stop. Those tears? They're not caused automatically by the yawn as you would believe. I just can't hold back the tears because you're so freaking boring. It's so dry being with you that I thought I'd moisturize the atmosphere with my tears of sorrow. Nope, it's so dry they just evaporate within seconds.

2) Being materialistic: You look like a shallow bitch, period (no real one is needed because I stated it)

1) Wanting to argue everything: Shut the f--- up. That's my job.

Top 5 Worst Traits of Men: (Now let me specify, women can have these traits too. But these traits are magnified to be WAY worse when it's on a person with a peenaynay.)

5) Being unmanly: Not grunting at the gym is a sin. Show the world how manly you are by exerting extraordinary force.

4) Being unmanly: Not farting. Deadlier the gas the manlier you are, obviously.

3) Being unmanly: Not eating more than the girl beside you at Mandarin - even if she weighs 350lbs: from the waste down. You better make the servers take away more plates from you than her. I know she sometimes eats her plate but you better make them clear more even if you have to Bulimia.

2) Being unmanly: Holding your gfs purse for extended periods of time: all the time. This is what you say after the first time. "Dang your purse was heavy. I hope you didn't place all of Costco's tampons in there honey." This is what you say after the second time - "Hey I think you should carry less stuff...I can't carry your stuff all the time because I'm growing a vajayjay." This is how you go about it the thi- NO. You say this immediately: "Bitch your purse is too damn heavy. Is you crazy? What do I look like? A damn walking coat rack?" Drop purse and continue to walk forward with a slight limp. Done.

1) Being unmanly: Not taking the above 4 suggestions and changing them in your life. If you read it then do it. You will be manlier than the steroid injected child of Sly Stallone and Ahnold if they could mate.


I warded off the interest of 16 girls after they read this blog update. =)

Girllllllllll, You SO Sexy

So the condition and messiness of the kitchen, common area, living room and most importantly the sink in my house was repulsive. My room mates managed to start their own civilization in the sink specifically. Leaning tower of Pisa made of dishes and I can hear the bacterial gladiators clashing. More like I can smell it. I held out. Well I mean, I do my cleaning and keep 2 plates and 1 bowl downstairs. Always reuse, rewash and repeat. Every single week I wait for women's small group to happen. It is on that day that one of my room mates cleans the house because it's pretty embarrassing.

Yesterday I go home with excitement and I got juked. It was still gross. I go downstairs and drown myself in food because of the sorrow. Sigh, it hurts so much more when you expected it but nothing happens - so akin to asking women out. This morning I hear clashing. Was it Santa? Dude's a month and something late. I come up stairs after my shower to cook breakfast and it was marvelous. Everything was sparkling. Well it wasn't. It was still 10% messy but relatively it looked like a new car out of the dealership. WITH AN AURA.

My other room mate had cleaned almost everything. Garbage was even organized. Let me tell you. No, LET ME TELL YOU. I started fantasizing about her. NO WORD OF A LIE. It was so damn sexy. SO attractive that she had cleaned. I had to bbm her to confirm because even if it was my other room mate it's still not sexy. She's unsexyable. But DAYAM after confirmation my heart raced like I did an 100m sprint. "Let's make love" I wrote back only 1.5% joking. She said her mom's coming back this Saturday. I took that as in "If you want to you better hurry."

Ladies, being clean is something I took for granted. You girls who are clean are fine as hell. You girls with OCD....oh man, where do I even begin you sexy things you.

Chew on My Thoughts; They have more flavor than yours.

1. People's definition of "relationship" is funny and amusing. People's definition of "friend" is too. What's really objective in this world? God's love perhaps; and only that.

2. Is it bad that I don't fear or panic? Probably not. I have enough faith not to trip balls over things. Where's the bad? I don't fully understand it when other people do. It seems so trivial...I try my best to understand it but I just can't "get" it. I hope they see and appreciate my effort.

3. I've realized that I will do anything to make a point. Including but not limited to living in a house that's full of garbage. I've started my own separate garbage bin in my basement =).

4. My standards in women have dropped. If you do laundry and fold it after come right in. Let me romance you over some wine and dinner. Let you romance me by doing the above.

5. Point 4 was a joke. Had your hopes up didn't you?

6. I'm really excited for the next few weeks. Lots of eating and gospel concert?! I expect some mindblowing epicness to be honest.

7. No hockey this Saturday...what the heck do I do with my life?!

8. People let age get in the way of too many things that could be beautiful: an adventure, chasing a dream, living out faith and a relationship that should be.

9. Embrace the beauty that God gave you. Tired of all these misleading facebook pictures man. If you're reaaaaally not good looking then use my profile pictures. At least they're funny.

10. Unadultered thoughts make anyone seem like an asshole. It's not just me ok? You try it and let me know if you look better. We're ugly creatures. Appreciate the grace given by Jesus.

Peace out =)
+ I'm listening to Glee version of New York. These people should not rap - ever. EVER. Unless in season 4 a black guy gets added to the cast.