PWNED IN THE HEAD

Oh yeah, this morning...I got pwned.

Since I started working out again, I've been getting muscle pains everywhere on my back so I use this muscle relief rub that leaves me feeling minty fresh. Anyway, I put it on after shower and whatever so I leave it in the washroom by all my other stuff that I use to pretty myself up AKA gel. Anyway, totally irrelevant. So I gel my hair and ran out. Half way towards the stairs (yes I take stairs because I am win) my head starts to feel oddly cold. I think "wow, I'm getting more fit. I walk so fast my head feels wind." The mild wind cutting through my hair starts to cut to my scalp then to my brain. IQ and nose kicks in and I realize "Oh crap. Something is minty and it isn't my breath. Remember when I said the muscle relief thing was irrelevant? I lied. It's really relevant actually...so relevant that it was on my mind all morning... I RUN BACK. Now my head is burning like a damn blaze in the BC forests. I take off all my clothes and jump into the shower only to realize water does NOT help. I wasn't man enough to use cold water to shower and hot water was scorching my head even more. For a moment I thought of running out naked to get milk to pour onto my head. And I did. But we had no milk. F.

In the end I manned up and washed it out with a glop of man shampoo. I removed my muscle rub from my washroom in order to stop future pwnage. What can I say? I'm a man of insight.